• fascinating

    So I am taking yet another break from cleaning (cos my mother-in-law arrives tomorrow), and the TV is on as background noise per usual. Only this time I glance up and see this thing on NatGeo where people are acting as sperm, all of them lying across and around each other in these tubes, everyone dressed in white, all linked together. Meanwhile this scientist guy—not the narrator, by the way—is talking about how the human body is going through one of the most pleasurable acts possible, but that we should basically imagine what it is the sperm has to go through in this ‘treacherous journey’. (I’m paraphrasing.) And that was when sperm-people started screaming while they’re rushed through this waterslide, all still linked to each other and it looks dangerous and frightening because these people are SCREAMING, okay? Also there are scenes of this couple rolling around together in bed, kissing and touching and more kissing again, and they relax together and cuddle while in the next cut the people-as-sperm run across a wide plain kind of like the Spartans rushing into battle. These people-sperm climb up this mountain and look up at this ominous sky as though acid rain is about to pour down on them.

    None of this is news, but I can’t stop laughing at the people pretending to be sperm. I wonder what it’s like to go to an audition for a part like that.

    Apr
    13
    2010
  • hummingnerd: yearslater: DVD release date has been announced. 8-disc set to be released on May 11, 2010. So, I guess this will be the hot new topic to add to the list of things most likely to occur on your Dashboard daily after Harry Potter, Twilight, Skins (I have no idea what this is about but I see it on my Dash all the time), Barney Stinson, kittens, sharks, and photos of girls with glitter covered hands and sad eyes in the woods wearing frilly dresses seated in a way that makes them look like broken dolls. Whatever. I’m so getting it. Yes. Too bad most of the music will be replaced. I’m still buying the set, though.

    hummingnerd:

    yearslater:

    DVD release date has been announced. 8-disc set to be released on May 11, 2010.

    So, I guess this will be the hot new topic to add to the list of things most likely to occur on your Dashboard daily after Harry Potter, Twilight, Skins (I have no idea what this is about but I see it on my Dash all the time), Barney Stinson, kittens, sharks, and photos of girls with glitter covered hands and sad eyes in the woods wearing frilly dresses seated in a way that makes them look like broken dolls.

    Whatever. I’m so getting it.

    Yes.

    Too bad most of the music will be replaced. I’m still buying the set, though.
    Feb
    09
    2010
  • Please don’t cry on my ass.

    - Dr. Yang, “Grey’s Anatomy”
    Feb
    04
    2010
  • Important Things with Demetri Martin season two starts tomorrow! Tickets to the taping on 13 FEB: acquired. Yesssss.

    Important Things with Demetri Martin season two starts tomorrow! Tickets to the taping on 13 FEB: acquired.

    Yesssss.
    Feb
    03
    2010
  • via Kirsten Vangsness She is so cute! I wish I could find a pic of her current hair color, though. Yes, Criminal Minds was on tonight. It started off really creepy but then fell kind of flat halfway.

    via Kirsten Vangsness

    She is so cute! I wish I could find a pic of her current hair color, though.

    Yes, Criminal Minds was on tonight. It started off really creepy but then fell kind of flat halfway.
    Jan
    20
    2010
  • Matthew Gray Gubler & Kirsten Vangsness I like them a lot.

    Matthew Gray Gubler & Kirsten Vangsness

    I like them a lot.
    Jan
    20
    2010
  • hollsdabomb: (via bemyconstant) Jackkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Excited? Oh yes.

    hollsdabomb:

    (via bemyconstant)

    Jackkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    Excited? Oh yes.
    Jan
    03
    2010

  • thesaurus: my favorite dinosaur hurr hurrrr
    Nov
    21
    2009
    • Michael Scott: Early worm gets the worm!
    • Jim Halpert: Another worm? Like, are they friends?
    Nov
    11
    2009

  • I tried…

    Entourage, I really did, but I just can’t get into you.

    Sep
    27
    2009
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