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Joss: noun (short for “Joselyn”)
  1. socially awkward daydreaming coffee fiend

or kinda like one of those Popples toys

We were still in bed on Easter Sunday morning, legs entangled, both of us with morning breath. (At this point in our relationship, it doesn’t really bother us.) I am asking him if he had any favorite memories from Easter as a little kid. He tells me it was when the Top Gun soundtrack on CD appeared in his Easter basket. He would blast the album on his crappy stereo while riding around on his bike. He thinks he was about twelve years old.

The timing of the receipt of this particular CD makes sense, considering it was the early nineties, though the album came out in 1986. But if you have ever listened to the whole thing, you would be aware that “Danger Zone’’ and “Take My Breath Away” are not the only cheesy gems on the soundtrack. There are quite a few obscure tracks on this thing, and thinking of a little Jeremy rocking out to it brings a smile to my face. (A few years ago, one of my friends burnt a copy of it on CD as a late engagement gift, since Jeremy has no idea where his copy went. Thanks, John!)

So Jeremy grins like a little kid as he goes on about past Easters, telling me what kind of dye they would use on the eggs, and how he would draw lines and dots and squiggles on the shells. He tells me about the shrink wrap things that were used on the eggs as decorations, but I’m not familiar with them. I start kissing his face as he tells me these other memories. He kisses me back, too—lots of little kisses, not like making out or anything—and then he stops the storytelling and laughs, asking, “Hey, what are you doing?”

“Just brushing some stuff off your skin; keep talking!”

“Well, what stuff?”

“The usual. A cat hair, an eyelash—”

“—a Matchbox car? Some green army men? A cow?!” (We are both laughing really hard now.) “An Easter cow! I’m a katamari!”

not quite

We were pulling into the grocery store parking lot and about to take a decent spot—the second space at the front of the lane, on the right—when a stupid woman pulls into the spot from the other side.

“Fucking bitch-nugget!” Jeremy spouted.

I giggled. “Well that’s a new one!”

He turned off the engine as he started laughing, too, parked in what ended up being a way better space in front of the store instead of in the regular lanes further down. “Yeah. She didn’t quite deserve a ‘cunt-nugget,’ but she is definitely a ‘bitch-nugget.’”

Such vernacular!

buddies
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me: What inspires you?
Jeremy: …Nothing.
me:

2 years ago

Tagged: #chat #WTF #jeremy 

Jeremy thinks these Trader Joe’s All-Butter Shortbread Cookies with Chocolate Filling are “the best cookies ever,” but I think they taste kinda odd. I think I’ll take plain ol’ shortbread over these, even though I’m the chocolate fan and he usually isn’t.
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2 years ago

Tagged: #food #Jeremy