I love peanut butter

me: My friends’ kids’ schools have “peanut-free” zones for lunch!
Cherie: I've heard of those. Peanut allergies are for serious. I guess more and more kids have them now.
me: I know!
me: I found out my cousin is allergic.
me: I was like, “Damn. I don’t eat pad thai, but I like having the option”
me: I’m a classy, sensitive cousin. I know what words to say.
Cherie: hahahahaha
Cherie: I would be breaking out the peanut baggie from a McDonald’s sundae as he was telling me this sad fact.