booyah achieved Joss: noun (short for “Joselyn”)   1. passive-aggressive, socially awkward daydreamerTumblr (3.0; @lollipopvomit)http://lollipopvomit.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6fne0mWAN1qz712so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this guy…!</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/884978218http://lollipopvomit.com/post/884978218Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:32:24 -0700Monster<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6e3eugAe81qz712so1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thegracefulcookie.com/cookies/meyer_lemon.htm" target="_blank">the graceful cookie™ - meyer lemon</a>: <em>Similar in texture to a snickerdoodle, lemony and tangy like a lemon bar half-dipped in white Guittard</em></p> <p>/drool</p> <p>These things are heavenly. I want to make them but I am afraid I will fuck up the texture!</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/881254464http://lollipopvomit.com/post/881254464Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:23:00 -0700foodcookies<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ayjk7yQ51qz712so1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Of <em>course</em> my husband orders this channel as soon as I am about to leave for a few months. <em>Of course!</em> I could shake my fist but that wouldn’t do much good and he would probably just laugh at me anyway.</p> <p>He says he ordered it so he can start watching rugby, but he knows how slightly obsessed I have become with <strike>soccer</strike> futbol as of late. Dammit! When I get back, I will be monopolizing the DVR again, oh yes I will!</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/873751315http://lollipopvomit.com/post/873751315Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:45:20 -0700soccerBear gets into home, eats and grabs stuffed bear: “A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house...http://lollipopvomit.com/post/873296647http://lollipopvomit.com/post/873296647Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:30:54 -0700WTFanimalslink<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UOg_8hCC4u4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UOg_8hCC4u4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://awwwdamn.tumblr.com/post/871032942/blasting-this-song-when-im-coming-out-of-the-16th" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">awwwdamn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Blasting this song when I’m coming out of the 16th St BART Station makes that level of Crackhead Frogger easier to pass</p></blockquote>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/871346098http://lollipopvomit.com/post/871346098Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:01:00 -0700reblogvideo<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fySirawnXIw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fySirawnXIw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>LOOK AT THIS GOSH DARN MICRO PIG</p> <p>(Thanks, Tiff!)</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/867655534http://lollipopvomit.com/post/867655534Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:46:00 -0700snorglespigtinykilling meanimalsvideo<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvFokICvrfQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvFokICvrfQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theworldsgame.tumblr.com/post/866669176/festejo-insolito-en-islandia-simulando-una-pesca" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theworldsgame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvFokICvrfQ&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Festejo insolito en Islandia … Simulando una pesca</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/sarangaweb" target="_blank">sarangaweb</a>)</p> <p>This puts some of the coordinated NFL celebrations (prior to the league cracking down) to shame.</p> </blockquote> <p>DYING</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/866703898http://lollipopvomit.com/post/866703898Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:15:31 -0700videosoccer<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://lollipopvomit.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/862816473/tumblr_l3vnb8D1pp1qzxnce&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://xmusic.fm/post/859191058/lovefool-the-morning-benders-the-cardigans" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sexmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>lovefool</strong> // the morning benders [the cardigans cover]</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>more artist: <a target="new" href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=lPhC0X5rsFk&subid=&offerid=146261.1&type=10&tmpid=5573&RD_PARM1=http%3A%2F%2Fitunes.apple.com%2Fus%2Fartist%2Fthe-morning-benders%2Fid169024236">itunes</a><img alt="icon" width="1" height="1" src="http://ad.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/show?id=lPhC0X5rsFk&bids=146261.1&type=10"/></p> <p><em>via <a href="http://karishma.me/post/837752760/grace-notes-the-morning-benders-lovefool" target="_blank">kari-shma</a>:<a href="http://grace-notes.tumblr.com/post/837718456" target="_blank">grace-notes</a></em></p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Hmm… While I enjoy this cover, I can’t say I would ever get down and dirty to it.</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/862816473http://lollipopvomit.com/post/862816473Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:07:20 -0700audio<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61d2gJFO51qzou5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://elltotheoh.tumblr.com/post/861033891/chiconthecheap-allcreatures-an-otter-enjoys" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elltotheoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chiconthecheap.tumblr.com/post/858579754/allcreatures-an-otter-enjoys-a-fish-lolly-after" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chiconthecheap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/857762216/an-otter-enjoys-a-fish-lolly-after-having-a-swim" target="_blank">allcreatures</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>An otter enjoys a fish lolly after having a swim at the Biopark in Valencia, eastern Spain</p> <p>Picture: EPA (via <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7907011/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-23-July-2010.html?image=4" target="_blank">Animal pictures of the week: 23 July 2010 - Telegraph</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p> Automatic otter reblog!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/862788652http://lollipopvomit.com/post/862788652Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:00:11 -0700otterOr a new distraction. An addiction. Something. Anything. Even just some sleep.http://lollipopvomit.com/post/858498233http://lollipopvomit.com/post/858498233Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:30:00 -0700For almost a month I forgot what these felt like…http://lollipopvomit.com/post/855161655http://lollipopvomit.com/post/855161655Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:07:03 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5z5es27s81qz712so1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/846272674http://lollipopvomit.com/post/846272674Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:42:27 -0700this<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2xi5gM5hW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://oliviaface.tumblr.com/post/844481295/piffington-mynameisntclaire-thedailywhat" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">oliviaface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://piffington.tumblr.com/post/752503106/mynameisntclaire-thedailywhat-3" target="_blank">piffington</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mynameisntclaire.tumblr.com/post/631230969/thedailywhat-3-reddit" target="_blank">mynameisntclaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/628432489/3-reddit" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>:3</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/c7gbn/well_i_guess_nobodys_home_which_means/" target="_blank">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p> ALWAYS</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/844952558http://lollipopvomit.com/post/844952558Thu, 22 Jul 2010 05:22:42 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5u5b7Mnpe1qbpsy7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mmagenta.tumblr.com/post/834574789/cause-its-winter-in-brazil" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mmagenta</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>cause it’s winter in brazil.</p></blockquote> <p>Sure wish it was winter here.</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/837612445http://lollipopvomit.com/post/837612445Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:20:47 -0700reblogI write like David Foster Wallace: Oh really? Interesting. This is twice I’ve received this result...http://lollipopvomit.com/post/833031193http://lollipopvomit.com/post/833031193Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:13:11 -0700writinglink<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rx9gFUo91qzw0uno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.wordboner.com/post/829254403/lust-get-this-on-a-tee-get-this-on-a-tee-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wordboner</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Lust</strong> (<a href="http://wordboner.spreadshirt.com/-I10627710" target="_blank">get this on a <strong>tee</strong></a>, <a href="http://wordboner.spreadshirt.net/-I12232338" target="_blank">get this on a tee in <strong>Europe</strong>an store</a>, <a href="http://makeyourownwordboner.com" target="_blank">make <strong>your own</strong> tee with this</a> or <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/print/13306922/?utm_source=DA&utm_medium=DP&utm_campaign=DA_DP_BuyThisPrint-Left_121009&utm_content=BuyThisPrint-Left" target="_blank">get this on a postcard</a>)</p></blockquote>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/830011311http://lollipopvomit.com/post/830011311Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:55:16 -0700wordboner<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5pv2gUT4t1qz712so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not the prettiest things I’ve baked, but these strawberry white chocolate chip yogurt oatmeal muffins taste <em>amazing</em>. Hot out of the oven, they kinda require the use of a fork when eating. omnomnom</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/824664921http://lollipopvomit.com/post/824664921Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:20:00 -0700bakingfoodstrawberrymuffins<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5nz4yTSqo1qz712so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mike Monster</p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/820353671http://lollipopvomit.com/post/820353671Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:53:22 -0700petsanimals<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6724573&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6724573&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6724573&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://maddieespat.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">maddieespat</a>)</p> <p><em>Side note: 500th entry. Oh my!</em></p>http://lollipopvomit.com/post/807364607http://lollipopvomit.com/post/807364607Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:23:00 -0700videoreblogsea wolfTom Graham walks every street in San Francisco: “I was reminded of the Beat writer a few times. On...http://lollipopvomit.com/post/807327675http://lollipopvomit.com/post/807327675Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:12:47 -0700linksf