If I were…

(via elltotheoh)

If I were a month, I’d be November.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 2:22 pm.

If I were a number, I’d be 19.

If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.

If I were an animal, I’d be a mean, little red panda.

If I were a direction, I’d be west.

If I were a furniture, I’d be a shelf.

If I were a drink, I’d be coffee.

If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be a multimeter.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be breezy.

If I were an instrument, I’d be a theremin.

If I were a color, I’d be clementine.

If I were an emotion, I’d be contentment.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pear.

If I were a sound, I’d be a succinct burp.

If I were an element, I’d be Iridium.

If I were a car, I’d be [ …I don’t even know, sorry ].

If I were a food, I’d be cereal in icy cold milk.

If I were a place, I’d be a hidden room.

If I were a material, I’d be super-soft over-washed cotton.

If I were a taste, I’d be savory.

If I were a scent, I’d be lemongrass.

If I were an object, I’d be a phonograph.

If I were a body part, I’d be the hippocampus.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be delighted.

If I were a song, I’d be the instrumental version of “Spanish Flea” by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be my everyday comfy skate sneakers of whatever brand.