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Shark Rides Train, Stops Traffic In Miami

fuckyeahsharks:

Miami Police were called to a truly bizarre scene at Northwest Fifth Street and Fourth avenue Tuesday night: a 6-foot nurse shark in the middle of the road.

Told you so. It’s just a matter of time before they’re walking upright and biting people in half in the street.

EDIT: Apparently this shark knew how to use public transportation.

Just gettin’ ready for Shark Week, yo.