Shark Rides Train, Stops Traffic In Miami
Miami Police were called to a truly bizarre scene at Northwest Fifth Street and Fourth avenue Tuesday night: a 6-foot nurse shark in the middle of the road.
Told you so. It’s just a matter of time before they’re walking upright and biting people in half in the street.
EDIT: Apparently this shark knew how to use public transportation.
Just gettin’ ready for Shark Week, yo.