January 2010
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inconvenience fees
The Juliana Theory is reuniting for a proper farewell show this August, playing at The Independent. They’re playing the entirety of Emotion is Dead, as it’s the album’s 10-year anniversary, and then a second set of fan favorites.
The first presale apparently sold out in 5 minutes. There’s a second batch out now; tickets are $25 each, so for 3 of us it’s $75 plus...
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“Little they cared what anybody thought, for they were enjoying the happy hour...”
– Louisa May Alcott’s “Little Women”
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ruiner of dreams
me: I’ve been streaming the Cinemix station for the afternoon. Right now it’s playing the score to The Dark Knight.
me: I kind of want to climb up to the roof, standing there with my “wings” up in the air
Jeremy: thankfully there isn't any way for you to reach the roof
me: We have a ladder!
Jeremy: it isn’t tall enough!
me: SAN LEANDRO NEEDS A HERO
Jeremy: maybe you should lay off the medication for a bit. you’re starting to sound like me :P
me: but I haven’t taken any since you left the house
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goals
me: I want to make something amazing
Jeremy: …like a gerbil?
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adorable murder
Jeremy: Aww, it looked like he was trying to smother you!
me: Excuse me?
Jeremy: When I looked up, Mort was curled up on your pillow and the pillow was over your head. So cute!
me: You think it is cute that your cat is trying to kill me…?
Jeremy: Uh huh!
jeez.
It’s like Baby Fever all up in my Facebook live feed.
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The Expendables →
Look at the cast on this fucking film! And directed by Sylvester Stallone!
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I love peanut butter
me: My friends’ kids’ schools have “peanut-free” zones for lunch!
Cherie: I've heard of those. Peanut allergies are for serious. I guess more and more kids have them now.
me: I know!
me: I found out my cousin is allergic.
me: I was like, “Damn. I don’t eat pad thai, but I like having the option”
me: I’m a classy, sensitive cousin. I know what words to say.
Cherie: hahahahaha
Cherie: I would be breaking out the peanut baggie from a McDonald’s sundae as he was telling me this sad fact.
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Watchschloo:
Neil Gaiman’s directorial debut, featuring Bill Nighy and Amanda Fucking Palmer.
Aww.
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desperate times
Jeremy: (upon finding a giant Pixie Stick under the futon covers in the guest bedroom, grinning happily) Look what I found!
me: uh, okay
Jeremy: Do you think it was Nina's?
me: or Celina's... Why are you looking at me like that?
Jeremy: Cos you won't let me eat it. Who knows how long it's been here. Floor Candy!
me: I won't stop you, but if you think your stomach hurts now...
Jeremy: The problem with it being Celina's, though, is she could have found it anywhere! It could be, like, Street Candy. "Hey guys, check it out! I got a bronze head full of candy at Thrift Town!"
me: (cracking up) Why would you say that about her?
Jeremy: Thrift Store Candy
me: Gutter Candy
Jeremy: Um, I prefer the term 'Storm Drain Candy' (he walks out of the room) I'm gonna keep this with me just in case
me: In case what?!
Jeremy: In case my inhibitions lower and I wanna eat it
It's just after 5 a.m. PST
And I’m awake during our stay at a hotel, and I can hear my next-room-over neighbor urinating in his own bathroom. Could be worse, I know, but… /shudder