August 2009
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Aug 1st
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July 2009
30 posts
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listening to “Malcolm Mclaren - About Her” →
“no one told me about how many people cried” via @ladyhawke
Jul 31st
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me: What inspires you?
Jeremy: …Nothing.
me: …
Jul 29th
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My day at work, in a nutshell:
eblanch: A man, his wife, two children, and two elderly woman come in. The man calls me “honey”, and “hun” repeatedly. I don’t care who you are, there’s nothing I hate more than being called anything other than my name… especially by a stranger, and especially by a man with his fucking family. I tell him my name and ask him to please call me by it. He responds with, “sure thing hun.” Ok. I bring...
Jul 27th
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Jul 25th
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Shark Rides Train, Stops Traffic In Miami →
fuckyeahsharks: Miami Police were called to a truly bizarre scene at Northwest Fifth Street and Fourth avenue Tuesday night: a 6-foot nurse shark in the middle of the road. Told you so. It’s just a matter of time before they’re walking upright and biting people in half in the street. EDIT: Apparently this shark knew how to use public transportation. Just gettin’ ready for Shark Week, yo.
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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loosen those purse strings
Tiffany: If you want, there's some lotion in my bag. It's got lavender. I got it from the flea market
Me: Ew!
Tiffany: FARMERS! The farmers market, not flea!
Jul 19th
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“I love how chaste and sex-squeamish all the books are—and then it’s like,...”
– Cleolinda on Breaking Dawn
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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girls making boy noises: football theme →
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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reblog with your favourite animal.
yesterdaysnews: panda ;) manatee
Jul 16th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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listening to “Plans and Reveries - Black Gold” →
I want more
Jul 13th
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twenty scary old-school surgical tools →
WARNING: not for the faint of heart via @MatsuriBot
Jul 13th
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Jul 11th
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“Kids between the ages of 3 and 7 are pretty amazing. They’re little screaming,...”
– Joy the Baker
Jul 10th
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You’re standing on her neck →
(“Daria” to be released in 2010? Frickin’ finally)
Jul 8th
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“L.A. is a beautiful prostitute with bougainvillea-blossom-pink lips, hair...”
– from Echo by Francesca Lia Block
Jul 8th
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on the contrary
re: that little blurb under my tumblr’s title, I don’t believe my life would be a bad movie. I think it would be a very boring one. If a recording device of some sort were inserted into my senses, it would pretty much output something along the lines of less-than-mediocre vomit—if such things existed.
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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Jul 4th