THANK YOU, PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

plannedparenthood:

onlygreencrayons:

You’ve been there for me when I had no insurance, and now you’re helping my husband, too. The insurance from his new job hasn’t started yet and he needed to get a UTI test. Every office near us was going to be about $300 just to walk in the door. And then there y’all are… saying, yes, please, come on over, we’ll help you.

THANK YOU, PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

In a healthcare system that makes no sense, you guys have always been there for us.

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housingworksbookstore:

The Jewish Book Council has created this neat literary map of NYC that highlights some of the Jewish writers who’ve written about the city. The map includes Dara Horn, Philip Roth, J. D. Salinger, and many more. Larger version here. (via A Jewish Literary Map of NYC | Electric Literature)

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pocketpadfoot:

I think that the whole slimy interior of the Slytherin dormitory is probably an illusion charm cast in case intruders enter the dormitory. Only if you’re sorted in Slytherin or a close friend of a Slytherin you can see the luxurious silver lined couches with soft green plaids to snuggle under and forest green tapestries and the fountain in the middle with the clearest water that tastes like whatever you want when you fill your glasses.

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danagould:

Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.

This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.

The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”

He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.

I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”

That is what you call a human being.

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thefandomsaremysanctuary:

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”
thefandomsaremysanctuary:

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”

thefandomsaremysanctuary:

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”

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noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"
noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"
noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 
Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)
"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"
greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 
Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)
"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"
greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 
Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)
"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"
greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 
Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)
"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"
greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 
Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)
"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"
greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 
Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)
"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"

greggorysshocktheater:

“Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 

Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)

"I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"

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